VOD: Horror and Comedy-Horror

The Attic

A month after Emma Callan (Elisabeth Moss) and her family move into their seemingly picture-perfect Victorian home, Emma starts to have ghastly visions of a girl who appears to be her insidiously evil doppelganger. Since no one else has seen this entity, Emma is faced with two terrifying prospects: Either she’s going insane or she’s actually being haunted by a malevolent spirit; a spirit determined to destroy anyone who dares delve into the dark mysteries of The Attic. This is an intense supernatural horror/thriller from the director of Pet Semataryhttps://vimeo.com/ondemand/theattic  Also available on Blu-ray


Bakerman

Never corner a baker. Jens (Mikkel Vadsholt) has accepted far too much for too long. Being the shy night-owl he is, he keeps to himself, but the world will not let him be. The new master baker’s quality starts slackening, and when a bunch of yobs one day smash the window of Jens’s car, he takes one of them out with a tire iron. Intoxicated by his own new unexpressed vigor, Jens comes out of his shell, but the destructive driving force leads him towards a free fall… Director David Noel Bourke has consistently worked from making underground genre films to stylish arthouse works, culminating in this disturbing Danish counterpart to ‘Falling Down’. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/bakerman2  Also available on Blu-ray


The Black Forest (A Mata Negra)

In a forest in the heart of Brazil, a young woman sees her life change as well as the lives of everyone around her when she finds the Lost Book of Cipriano, whose magic, besides granting power and wealth to whoever possesses it, can release an apocalyptic evil upon the Earth. When she accidentally unleashes the demonic powers of the book, her world suddenly veers into blood-splattered pandemonium as young Carla now resorts to casting one Satanic rite after another in her desperation to fix a long, corpse-strewn trail of missteps. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/theblackforest  Also available on Blu-ray


Chopping Block

Special Price! Five idiot kidnappers. One final girl. And one very angry killer. Chopping Block follows a group of corporate employees who get laid off. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and they decide to kidnap their ex-boss’s daughter for ransom. Things take a bloody turn when they discover that the boss’s daughter just happens to be the only survivor of a masked psychopath – a psychopath still out for blood. Hilarity & bloodshed ensue… https://vimeo.com/ondemand/choppingblock2


Deadly Crush

A small-town sheriff (William Sadler; Die Hard 2, Trespass, Demon Knight) and an ex-priest (Courtney Gains; Children of the Corn, The ‘Burbs) team up to protect a resident artist (Aria London) from an obsessive rapist and the malevolent ghost of a murder victim – only to have her resist their efforts when she finds herself falling in love with the seductive ghost (Dakota Aesquivel). Following several erotic spectral-sexual encounters, she abandons the town, the sheriff, and the ex-priest, and finds herself on the run with her ghost-lover after the rapist is found dead in her cabin. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/deadlycrush  Also available on Blu-ray


Girls Guns and Blood

A little brothel in Texas gets robbed by a gang of thieves – and the ladies are not going to take it laying down in this sexy Grindhouse action-comedy! Heavily armed, the girls chase down the thieves and take their revenge in this wild pro-woman homage to the exploitation classics of the seventies! “The actresses are totally committed to the bit, the overall enthusiasm is infectious… the movie delivers on its title; chock full of babes, guns, and a good amount of blood.” ~ 411mania https://vimeo.com/ondemand/girlsgunsandblood  Also available on Blu-ray


House of VHS

Six young people find an old VCR in an abandoned French house. The machine turns out to be magical… or is it actually cursed…? “Director Gautier Cazanave takes his love of VHS and old-style horror films and creates a movie that is destined to become a cult classic. Horror fans will definitely be wanting to track down a copy…” says HEAVY Music Magazine. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/houseofvhs2


Kyrsya ~ Tufland

Just added!  ‘Kyrsyä – Tuftland’ Is A Finnish Hillbilly Horror Movie—Need We Say More? — ModernHorrors.com …Irina, a headstrong textile student tries to overcome her day-to-day problems by accepting a summer job offer from an isolated and offbeat village of Kyrsyä. As Irina begins to get a grip of herself in the middle of the endless Finnish forest, the seemingly harmless and oddball villagers begin to reveal their true, darker nature.  https://vimeo.com/ondemand/kyrsyatuftland  Also available on Blu-ray


The Lightest Darkness

The first-ever female directed Russian film noir — with reverse chronology.  When a neurotic private eye, who is struggling to finish his last case, takes a train voyage to confront the inevitability of his investigation’s conclusion, his own dark secrets begin to reveal themselves… https://vimeo.com/ondemand/thelightestdarkness


The Millennial Killer

When Naomi and Daniel went looking to find their first shared home together, they expected to live together forever, but their Realtor had other plans. The Real Estate Agent is taking a personal vendetta against Generation Y, but Naomi’s fate becomes worse than death! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/millennialkiller   Also available on Blu-ray


Museum of Wonders

Within the landscape of a beautiful and surreal carnival, the “Museum of Wonders”, the beautiful dancer Salome learns that the dwarf circus owner Marcel has just received an inheritance – and so she soon marries the lovesick, diminutive performer, all the while planning to steal his fortune and run off with her true lover, the strong man Sansone. When Marcel and his fellow performers discover her double-cross, they band together to carry out a brutal revenge… https://vimeo.com/ondemand/museumofwonders Also available on Blu-ray


Red Letter Day

Horror Buzz calls RED LETTER DAY “Twilight Zone on steroids!”, a totally apt description of this wildly clever and dynamically pulse-pounding take on the classic “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street”, where a mother and her two teens receive mysterious red letters instructing them to kill or be killed – and they’re not the only ones on this quiet suburban block who have received these letters…
https://vimeo.com/ondemand/redletterday Also Available on VHS!


7 Sins

7 Sins is divided into seven segments, each one unique in its voice, acting, story, and style. While the seven deadly sins are cemented in Catholic Theology and are always the same, the interpretation by any single person is always different, and this assemblage is no exception. This film uses the themes within its subtext and introduces, and then wildly perverts, the punishments associated with the 7 Deadly Sins. The overall atmosphere is one of uneasiness that, in addition to a fair amount of disturbing visuals, is amplified by its pulse-pounding soundtrack.
https://vimeo.com/ondemand/7sins Also Available on Blu-ray


Sex Terrorists on Wheels (aka “Motorpsycho Maniacs”!)

When a biker gang terrorizes Esperanza County, it’s up to a Texas Ranger, undercover as a badass outlaw biker babe, and old Ezra the blind sniper hermit with his seeing-eye coyote Max, to defend the civilians… Forming an unlikely duo, they battle the reign of bloody terror that’s come to their town in this socially-satirical throwback to the exploitation action cinema of the 70s! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/sexterroristsonwheels   Also available on Blu-ray


SHHHH!

IF YOU TALK OR TEXT — YOU’RE NEXT! …If you’ve ever wanted to kill someone talking or texting near you in a theatre, this is the film for you! Harris (James Henderson) and his mother (Diane Ayala Goldner) love the movies, but sometimes other audience members spoil things; when disruptive film-goers start dropping like flies, Harris finds himself confronting his past and questioning his sanity. This slasher-comedy with an ’80s vibe is sheer “unapologetic homage” (fearforever.com) “full of laugh-out-loud dialogue and made with love.” (letterboxd.com) – So, sit back, relax, and for the love of God, turn off your cell phone!
https://vimeo.com/ondemand/shhhh  Also Available on Blu-ray


SHOCK! (My Abstraction of Death)

In the first half of this highly regarded two-part horror/arthouse anthology, we see Yuri and Max, who have been friends for a lifetime, spending their evenings drinking and discussing their lives. But this particular evening will be their last, as unknown forces lurk in the shadows, following them closely…

The second tale of horror and madness sees housewife Celeste and her husband rent a country house for the holidays. Left alone in the house, Celeste begins to experience horrible visions of previous deaths that seem to emerge from the cracks in the walls… And as her mind gives way to insanity, she is maliciously mocked by the skeptical and rational husband. Directors: Domiziano Cristopharo, Alessandro Redaelli. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/shock  Also available on Blu-ray


Soviet Zombie Invasion (or: SZI~TULOGSCTAR)

The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue meets Nymphomaniac! “Soviet Zombie Invasion” sees a group of young adults who head outside of Moscow’s city centre to explore the dilapidated remains of the city’s industrial complex, only to discover the dead, rotting secrets hidden within the walls… and they soon find themselves the victims of their own terrifying discoveries! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/szi


Stab! Kill! Die!

A woman, unaware that she’s being manipulated by a gory, alien sex-parasite, suddenly finds herself thrust into a world of bloody horror as her own reality collides with a group of Satan-worshiping young cheerleaders who murder and cannibalize their way through the dark woods. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/stabkilldie  Also available on Blu-ray


Submerged

In this Australian giallo from 2011, Lindsay is a teenage girl with a unique gift, but one that might literally be the death of her. In the small town of Willow Point, she discovers how evil can flourish in the commonest of places. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/submerged   Also available on Blu-ray


Take Back the Knife

When three girls head out for a relaxing weekend in the woods, their plans are ruined by a crazed killer set to pick them off. What their attacker doesn’t know is that they’ve survived this kind of thing before… and this time they’re ready for a fight, and blood is going to be spilled, because these girls are done with running from their demons! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/takebacktheknife  Also available on Blu-ray


The Valley of the Rats

An erotic and surreal odyssey of violence. #13 in Film Bizarro’s Top 30 of 2017 ~ “A love letter to the works of David Cronenberg and Jess Franco, executed in D’Amato’s unique take on the giallo film”. A young man accused of his ex-girlfriend’s murder. Before he’s formally charged by the police, he sets out on a two-day odyssey to find the real killer. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/valleyoftherats  (Also available on the “Odissea della Morte” Blu-ray)


Virgin Cheerleaders in Chains!

It was supposed to be a low-budget independent horror movie… But as the novice crew stumbles through pre-production – casting at a strip club, where they find Amber and meet Machete Mike, trying to raise money to shoot the end of their movie, and finding the perfect location to shoot the climax of their film – an abandoned orphanage in the middle of nowhere – they inadvertently run afoul of a twisted family of sadistic killers who want to turn the group’s horror flick into a blood-soaked reality show. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/cheerleadersinchains  Also available on Blu-ray


Yesterday

Yesterday follows the lives of six complete strangers in the middle of a zombie outbreak! As each person struggles to survive, their actions begin to have repercussions around the dying city, which culminates in a stand-off at the local grocery store. There, the remaining few decide to band together and flee to the wilderness. Once camp is built however, they find that the living dead are not their only danger as they begin to turn on one another in a struggle for power and control. https://vimeo.com/ondemand/yesterday Also available on Blu-ray


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